I hate allergies. I feel like I'm sick but I'm not and I get to have all the fun (note sarcasm) side effects of being sick without any of the good stuff like people being nice and letting you stay in bed all day ( Read more... )

I think I may have used this subject line before but I don't care. It's a good one and it perfectly encapsulates how I'm feeling right now. At least to me ( Read more... )

With the responses I got to the last post I feel it necessary to reiterate something. GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER!! The movie was about a dog. The weenie bit most likely referred to the fact that it was a small dog because a doberman or rottweiler with bolts coming out if its neck and a stitched up hide would freak out even the most devoted ( Read more... )

I was writing feedback to Yseult last night and I wound up mentioning LJ. Well, she friended me and I friended her and now we're all friended up. Which is a really weird sentence when you think about it ( Read more... )

I went to see Finding Nemo yesterday. It was actually a pretty good movie despote the overwhelming merchandising that's already hit the stores. I have to say though, there's an almost disturbing interspecies romance there if you care to look. That blue fish Dory? I swear I think she's in love with Nemo's father Marlon. I mean, it's really kinda ( Read more... )

I'm temporarily out of material so I'm going to fall back on a comedy routine I reserve for parties. Which of course means that it won't be nearly as funny when you can't *see* me pretending to be my old music teacher but what the hell ( Read more... )

Kyria's entry reminded me of an incident of many years past. Grade six to be precise. Amanda decided to hold a seance in the girls' bathroom and dragged several of her classmates along for the ride ( Read more... )

Another tale of years gone by tonight I think. Tonight I shall divulge some of the horrors of my high school days. To be writ tonight for posterity ( Read more... )

Maybe I should have gone with "The Song of the Turtle" or "Turtles turtles rah rah rah!". I don't know. I just felt like telling a story someone once told me about her own turtle. It's not long, but hey, I don't have much to say at the moment ( Read more... )

Where was I ( Read more... )